Top 10 Things My Clients Say
1. I didn’t even know I owned that.
2. THAT’S where that [insert long lost item] was!
3. Am I the worst case you’ve ever seen?
4. That was a gift from my ex… donate!
5. You’re weird Eliza. Do you actually enjoy organizing my junk drawer? (Yes. Yes I do.)
6. Why do I have 7 staplers in my office?
7. My office looks amazing! Can you organize my computer files too? (Yes. Yes I can.)
8. You’re right. I really don’t need this. And now that I think about it, I really don’t want it either!
9. Do you watch Hoarders? We’re not that bad, right? Right???
10. I’m not afraid to open this cabinet anymore!